-Battle With the Young-
So, I was talking to my little cousin yesterday, and I asked her how her boyfriend Jacob from Preschool was.
Me: "How's Jacob?"
Meimei: "Gooooood!"
Me: "What do you like about him?"
Meimei: "He has a sexy bum!!"
Man, I was so shocked to hear that coming from a 3 year old. Kids these days~, they grow up too quick.
I got so mad at her on Sunday night when we were in the car, she didn't get her way, so she started hitting me. Really hard. She screamed out "Meimei don't like Jiejie anymore!!".
And me, being childish and totally pissed off, screamed back at her "Well, I don't like you even more!!". My uncle was horrified lol.
And now, I know why she is awake till like 1am in the morning. She eats lollies after she gets up at like 8pm. So she is on a sugar high and she napped way too much during the day, so she is wide awake. She turned me into a frog today. She made this wand thingy today at Preschool and she cast a spell on me. How mean. I mean, a frog. Out of all the things she could have turned me, she turns me into a frog. Then I told her I wanted to be something prettier, so then she turns me into a king. From an animal to a male. She just wouldn't let me be something pretty and girly. I repeat, how mean. Anyway, I had her sister turn me into a princess, so it's all good now :)
Me: "How's Jacob?"
Meimei: "Gooooood!"
Me: "What do you like about him?"
Meimei: "He has a sexy bum!!"
Man, I was so shocked to hear that coming from a 3 year old. Kids these days~, they grow up too quick.
I got so mad at her on Sunday night when we were in the car, she didn't get her way, so she started hitting me. Really hard. She screamed out "Meimei don't like Jiejie anymore!!".
And me, being childish and totally pissed off, screamed back at her "Well, I don't like you even more!!". My uncle was horrified lol.
And now, I know why she is awake till like 1am in the morning. She eats lollies after she gets up at like 8pm. So she is on a sugar high and she napped way too much during the day, so she is wide awake. She turned me into a frog today. She made this wand thingy today at Preschool and she cast a spell on me. How mean. I mean, a frog. Out of all the things she could have turned me, she turns me into a frog. Then I told her I wanted to be something prettier, so then she turns me into a king. From an animal to a male. She just wouldn't let me be something pretty and girly. I repeat, how mean. Anyway, I had her sister turn me into a princess, so it's all good now :)


2 Comments:
At 2:00 PM,
Unknown said…
お姫様のmeimeiおもしろいね:)
Can't believe she's only 3 though(^_^;)
At 6:12 PM,
flutteringbutterfly85 said…
To: alex
Lol I know!! She's the bitchiest 3 year old I know!!
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